Dating Secrets Revealed

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Dating Secrets Revealed
by H.Bangambiki

21 Ways to Say I Love You
1. Call her the next day.
2. Always laugh at her jokes.
3. Tell her (truthfully) that you can’t wait to see her again.
4. Offer her a backrub, without asking for one in return.
5. Call her just to say you were thinking about her.
6. Bring her a teddy bear and chicken soup when she’s sick.
7. Write her a poem.
8. Slow dance with her (not only on a dance floor).
9. Bring her flowers for no reason.
10. Send her a (handwritten) letter just to say hello.
11. Always remember your anniversaries and bring her something sweet.
12. Kiss her in the middle of a sentence.
13. Take her for a walk at sunset and stay to look up at the stars.
14. Tell her something about you that no one else knows.
15. Remind her that you still think she’s beautiful.
16. Take a bubble bath together.
17. Watch a sappy movie with her.
18. Surprise her with a candlelight dinner.
19. Never stop trying to impress her.
20. Tell her you love her.
21. Never forget how much she means to you.

25 Things Guys Like About Girls

WELL here’s a few reasons why guys like girls
1. They will always smell good even if its just shampoo
2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder
3. How cute they look when they sleep
4. the ease in which they fit into our arms
5. the way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world
6. How cute they are when they eat
7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it
all worth while
8. because they are always warm even when its minus 30 out side
9. the way they look good no matter what they wear
10. the way they fish for compliments even though you both know that
you think she’s the most beautiful thing on this earth
11. How cute they are when they argue
12. the way her hand always finds yours
13. the way they smile
14. the way you feel when you see their name on the call ID after you
just had a big fight
15. the way she says “lets not fight anymore” even though you know
that an hour later….
16. the way they kiss when you do something nice for them
17. The way they kiss you when you say “I love you’
18. actually… just the way they kiss you…
19. the way they fall into your arms when they cry
20. then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly
21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt
22. then the way apologize when it does hurt ..(even though we don’t admit it!)
23. the way they say “I miss you”
24. the way you miss them
25. the way their tears make you want to change the world so that it
doesn’t hurt her anymore…..
Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or
know that you would die without them… it matters not. Because once
in your life, whatever they were to the world they become everything
to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of
their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you
know that your own life is inevitable consumed within the rhythmic
beatings of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons, No
paper would do it justice. It is a thing not of the mind but of the
heart. A feeling. Only felt.

27 Ways to Make a Girl Smile
1. Tell her she is beautiful (not hot, fine, or sexy)
2 . Hold her hand at any moment . . . even if its just for a second.
3 . Kiss her on the forehead.
4 . Leave her voice messages to wake up to.
5 . Always tell her you love her every second of the day.
6 . When she is upset, hold her tight and tell her how much she means to you.
7 . Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most.
8 . Sing to her no matter how horrible your voice is.
9 . Pick her over all the other girls you hang out with.
10 . Write her notes. (she loves them)
11 . Introduce her to family and friends . . . as your girlfriend.
12 . Play with her hair.
13 . Pick her up, tickle her, and play-wrestle with her.
14 . Sit in the park and just talk to her.
15 . Tell her funny jokes, tell her stupid jokes, or just tell her jokes.
16 . Throw pebbles at her window in the middle of the night . . . just
because you missed her.
17 . Let her fall asleep in your arms.
18. Carve your names into a tree.
19 . If she’s mad at you, kiss her.
20 . Give her piggyback rides.
21 . Bring her flowers
22 . Treat her the same around your friends as you do when your alone.
23 . Look her in the eyes and smile.
24 . Let her take as many pictures of you as she wants.
25 . Slow dance with her, even if there isn’t any music playing.
26 . Kiss her in the rain.
27 . If your in love with her . . . tell her.

35 Reasons Why Girls Like Guys
Well here are a few reasons that girls like guys
1. The way they always wear their favorite cologne (which happens to
be the one that you bought them for their birthday)
2. The way the run their hands through your hair
3. The way that they look at you and you want to die right then and there
4. The way that they casually put their arms around you
5. The way that they kiss away your tears
6. …and the way that they then get mad at how they can’t make your
problem go away
7. The way they show off around their friends, even though you both
know that you would love them even if they missed a basket or two
8. How there eyes light up at the result of 3 hours of preparing for your date
9. How they always know just what to say to make you blush
10. How they sometimes think that they know just what to say to make
you feel better, even if you think that it is the worst thing that
they could say
11. The way they hold you close when you are cold
12. How they look at you when your mad at them and all your anger melts away
13. How they always smile when you are together
14. The way that they always let you win any game that you play together
15. … and then when you point that out to them they pretend to not
know what you are talking about
16. The way that they smile at you
17. The way that you feel when they call to apologize after you had a big fight
18. The way that they say I love you
19. The way that they say I love you in front of their friends
20. The way that they touch and hold you so gently, like they are
afraid that they will break you
21. The way that they kiss you
22. The way that they open their arms to you when you are crying
23. The way that they never admit that you hurt them
24. The way that they try not to cry when they are afraid that they
are losing you
25. The way that they think that they are your big protector, even
though you think that you are theirs.
26. The way that they say I miss you, even though they hate to admit it
27. The way that you miss everything about them when they are gone
28. The way that they remember your special moments, or aniversaries
when you think that they forgot
29. The way that they apologize when they do forget
30. The way that they comfort you when you have a bad day
31. The way that you can’t wait to get home and tell them all about your day
32. The way that they write you love letters even if they think that
it is uncool
33. How they would rather be with you then their friends sometime
34. How you want to hug them even though they are all sweaty
35. Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or
know that you would die without them… it matters not. Because once
in your life, whatever they were to the world they become everything
to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of
their souls and you say a million things without a trace of sound, you
know that your own life is inevitabley comsumed within the rhythimic
beatings of his heart. We love them for a million reasons, No paper
would do it justice. It is a thing a feeling, that is only felt.

40 Things Girls Should Know About Guys

2. If you think you’re fat, you probably are. Don’t ask us.
3. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it’s up put it down.
4. Don’t cut your hair. Ever.
5. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if
he can find the perfect present, again!
6. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, expect an answer
you don’t want to hear.
7. Sometimes, he’s not thinking about you. Live with it.
8. Don’t ask him what he’s thinking about unless you are prepared to
discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation and monster
9. Get rid of your cat. And no, it’s not different, it’s just like
every other cat.
10. Dogs are better than ANY cats. Period.
11. Sunday = Sports. It’s like the full moon or the changing of the
tides. Let it be.
12. Shopping is not a sport.
13. Anything you wear is fine. Really.
14. You have enough clothes.
15. You have too many shoes.
16. Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don’t expect us to like it.
17. Your brother is an idiot, you ex-boyfriend is an idiot and your
Dad probably is too.
18. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don’t work.
19. No, he doesn’t know what day it is. He never will. Mark
anniversaries on a calendar.
20. Yes, pissing standing up is more difficult than peeing from point
blank range. We’re bound to miss sometimes.
21. Most guys own two or three pairs of shoes — What makes you think
we’d be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look
good with your dress?
22. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers.
23. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
24. Your Mom doesn’t have to be our best friend.
25. Foreign films are best left to foreigners.
26. Check you oil.
27. Don’t give us 50 rules when 25 will do.
28. Don’t fake it. We’d rather be ineffective than deceived.
29. It is neither in your best interest or ours to take the quiz together.
30. Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
All comments become null and void after 7 days.
31. If you don’t dress like the Victoria’s Secret girls, don’t expect
us to act like soap opera guys.
32. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the
ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one.
33. Let us ogle. If we don’t look at other women, how can we know how
pretty you are?
34. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it
done — not both.
35. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
36. Christopher Columbus didn’t need directions, and neither do we.
37. Women wearing Wonder bras and low-cut blouses lose their right to
complain about having their boobs stared at.
38. Consider Golf a mini-vacation from you. We need it, just like you do.
39. Telling us that the models in the men’s magazines are airbrushed
makes you look jealous and petty and it’s certainly not going to deter
us from reading the magazine.
40. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two
months we were going out.
1. Don’t rub the lamp if you don’t want the genie to come out.
55 Ways to get Rid of your Blind Date
1. At dinner, guard your plate with fork and steak knife, so as to
give the impression that you’ll stab anyone, including the waiter, who
reaches for it.
2. Collect the salt shakers from all of the tables in the restaurant,
and balance them in a tower on your table.
3. Wipe your nose on your date’s sleeve. Twice.
4. Make funny faces at other patrons, then sneer at their reactions.
5. Repeat every third third word you say say.
6. Give your claim to fame as being voted “Most Festerous” for your
high school yearbook.
7. Read a newspaper or book during the meal. Ignore your date.
8. Stare at your date’s neck, and grind your teeth audibly.
9. Twitch spastically. If asked about it, pretend you don’t know what
they are talking about.
10. Stand up every five minutes, circle your table with your arms
outstretched, and make airplane sounds.
11. Order a bucket of lard.
12. Ask for crayons to color the placemat. This works very well in
fancier venues that use linen tablecloths.
13. Howl and whistle at womens’ legs, especially if you are female.
14. Recite your dating history. Improvise. Include pets.
15. Pull out a harmonica and play blues songs when your date begins
talking about themselves.
16. Sacrifice french fries to the great deity, Pomme.
17. When ordering, inquire whether the restaurant has any live food.
18. Without asking, eat off your date’s plate. Eat more from their
plate than they do.
19. Drool.
20. Chew with your mouth open, talk with your mouth full and spray crumbs.
21. Eat everything on your plate within 30 seconds of it being placed
in front of you.
22. Excuse yourself to use the restroom. Go back to the head
waiter/hostess and ask for another table in a different part of the
restaurant. Order another meal. When your date finally finds you, ask
him/her “What in the hell took you so long in the restroom?!?”
23. Recite graphic limericks to the people at the table next to you.
24. Ask the people at the neighboring table for food from their plates.
25. Beg your date to tattoo your name on their derriere. Keep bringing
the subject up.
26. Ask your date how much money they have with them.
27. Order for your date. Order something nasty.
28. Communicate in mime the entire evening.
29. Upon entering the restaurant, ask for a seat away from the
windows, where you have a you have a good view of all exits, and where
you can keep your back to the wall. Act nervous.
30. Lick your plate. Offer to lick theirs.
31. Hum. Loudly. In monotone.
32. Fill your pockets with sugar packets, as well as salt and pepper
shakers, silverware, floral arrangements… i.e anything on the table
that isn’t bolted down.
33. Hold a debate. Take both sides.
34. Undress your date verbally. Use a bullhorn.
35. Auction your date off for silverware.
36. Slide under the table. Take your plate with you.
37. Order a baked potato for a side dish. When the waiter brings your
food, hide the potato, wait a few minutes, and ask the waiter for the
potato you “never got”. When the waiter returns with another potato
for you, have the first one back up on the plate. Repeat later in the
38. Order beef tongue. Make lewd comparisons or comments.
39. Get your date drunk. Talk about their philosophy. Get it on tape,
and use good judgement in editing to twist their words around.
40. Discuss boils and lesions, as if from personal experience.
41. Speak in pig latin throughout the meal (Or ubber-dubber language,
or just nonsense).
42. Take a break, and go into the restroom. When you return to the
table, throw a spare pair of underwear on the back of one of the
chairs. Insist that they just need airing out.
43. If they are paying, order the most expensive thing on the menu.
Take one bite.
44. Bring 20 or so candles you, and during the meal get up and arrange
them around the table in a circle. Chant.
45. Save the bones from your meal, and explain that you’re taking them
home to your invalid, senile old mother, because it’s a lot cheaper
than actually feeding her.
46. Order your food by colors and textures. Sculpt.
47. Take a thermos along, and hide it under the table. Order coffee,
and fill the thermos one cup at a time, taking advantage of the free
48. Insist that the waiter cuts your food into little pieces. In a
simliar vein, insist that he take a bite of everything on the plate,
to make sure no one poisoned it.
49. Accuse your date of espionage.
50. Make odd allusions to dangerous religious cults.
51. Don’t use any verbs during the entire meal.
52. Pass the hat in the restaurant. Use the proceeds (if any) to pay the bill.
53. Break wind loudly. Add color commentary. Bow.
54. Feed imaginary friends, or toy dolls you’ve brought along.
55. Bring a bucket along. Explain that you frequently get ill.
Dating Ideas

Give the gift of time (wristwatch) with this inscription: “I’ll always
have time for you.”
Find a four-leaf clover and present it together with this note: “I got
lucky when I found you.”
Send him/her a romantic card.
Mail a lock of your hair to your lover.
Ask him to pick a number between 1 and 50, then reward him with that
number of kisses.
Attach a note on the TV remote: “Turn me on instead!”
Before getting out of bed, face your partner, give him/her a kiss and
say: “I’m so thankful I have you in my life.”
Place a heart-shaped sticker on your wristwatch to remind you to call.
Hide a pair of earrings in a box of chocolates.
Celebrate the anniversary of when you first met.
Shower together by candlelight.
Warm her bath towel in the dryer for her.
Tell your mate that you – love, adore, admire, cherish, desire, want,
need, prize, esteem, idolize, revere, treasure him/her.
Replace the lightbulbs in your bedroom with candles.
Buy her an outfit while she’s trying it on; let her wear it out of the store.
Slip a little love note into his wallet, in between the dollar bills.
Be waiting for him in the bathtub when he returns from work.
Shower together: it’s sexy and you’ll save water 🙂
Give him a lottery ticket. Attch a note: “You are one in a million”
While slow dancing at a party, whisper something sweet to her.
When attending a wedding, whisper: “If I had to do it over, I’d marry
you again.”
Send a love note via Fedex – because your love just can’t wait.
Make a 20-foot HAPPY BIRTHDAY banner for your sweetheart.
Take an old bottle of unused medicine capsules. Empty the medicine and
insert tiny teeny love notes. Write him a Prescription for Love.
Leave a romantic message on the answering machine.
Put a note in a romance novel saying, “The story is great but our own
love story is the best”.
Compose a list: “101 Reasons Why I Love You” Write each reason on a
separate square of paper. Wrap them in a fancy gift box.
Sprinkle perfume on to light bulb. When light is turned on the scent
of the perfume will fill the room.

Difference Between Love and Infatuation

Are you really in love? Or do you think that you are in love?
There is a big difference between Love and infatuation. Some people
can’t tell the difference, thinking they are in love but really it is
a deep infatuation. Infatuation is instant desire – one set of glands
calling to another.
Love is friendship that has caught fire. It takes root and grows, one
day at a time.
Infatuation is marked by a feeling of insecurity. You are excited and
eager, but not genuinely happy.
There are nagging doubts, unanswered questions, little bits and pieces
about your beloved that you would just as soon not examine too
closely. It might spoil the dream.
Love is the quiet understanding and mature acceptance of imperfection.
It is real. It gives you strength and grows beyond you – to bolster
your beloved. You are warmed by their presence, even when they are
Miles do not separate you. You have so many wonderful little films in
your head that you keep replaying.
But near or far, you know they are yours, and you can wait.
Infatuation says, “We must get married right away. I can’t risk losing them.”
Love says, “Be patient. Don’t panic. Plan your future with confidence.”
Infatuation has an element of sexual excitement. Whenever you are
together, you hope it will end in intimacy.
Love is not based on sex. It is the maturation of friendship, which
makes sex so much sweeter. You must be friends before you can be
Infatuation lacks confidence. When they’re away, you wonder if they’re
cheating. Sometimes, you check.
Love means trust. You are calm, secure and unthreatened. They feel
your trust, and it makes them even more trustworthy.
Infatuation might lead you to do things you will regret, but love
never steers you in the wrong direction.
Love is an upper. It makes you feel whole. It completes the circle. It
fills the empty space in your heart.
Love is elevating. It lifts you up. It makes you look up. It makes you think up.
It makes you a better person than you were before. If you have love in
your life, it can make up for a great many things you don’t have. If
there is no love in your life, whatever else there is has a lot less
meaning. The secret of our being is not only to live but to have
something to live for.
Infatuation is a feeling; real love involves a commitment also.
Infatuation is just love of emotion. Real love, though, is love of
devotion. Only the emotions are affected in infatuation, but in real
love both the emotions and the will are involved. Next, a person “fall
into” infatuation, but “grows into” real love.
Guys, have you ever seen a girl who was so beautiful that you thought
you’d faint?
This is infatuation! It is based totally on physical attraction. often
you don’t know much in-depth about the person you so-called love.
Thus, infatuation is mostly biological. Also remember, never tell a
girl you love her, unless you are willing to marry her.
Then, infatuation is basically selfish where real love is basically
selfless.Infatuation is more interested in satisfying yourself and the
feeling than it is in the other person.
Real love is primarily interested in the other person. It seeks to
give instead of get.. Love unselfishly seeks the highest good for the
other person.
Lastly, infatuation is weakened by time and separation where real love
is strengthened by time and separation.
This does not mean that there will be no pain in separation. On the
contrary, there is great pain in separation if
you are truly in love.
Now you know what is infatuation, we will go on to discuss about the
details of a true love. Love is patient. The word translated “patient”
means to wait
Is it Love
1. Are your palms sweaty, is your heart racing? and your voice caught
within your chest?
it isn’t love, it’s like.
2. You can’t keep your hand off them, am I right?
it isn’t love, it’s lust
3. Are you proud and eager to show them off?
it isn’t love, it’s luck
4. Do you want them because you know they’re there?
it isn’t love, it’s loneliness
5. Are you there because it’s what everyone wants?
it isn’t love, its loyalty
6. Do you stay for their confessions of love, because you don’t want
to hurt them?
it isn’t love, its pity
7. Are you there because they kissed you, or held your hand?
it isn’t love, it’s lack of confidence
8. Do you belong to them because their sight makes your heart skip a beat?
it isn’t love, it’s infatuation
9. Do you tell them that everyday they are the one you think of?
it isn’t love, it’s a lie
10. Are you willing to give up all your favorite things for their sake?
it isn’t love, it’s charity
11. Do you pardon their faults because you care about them?
it isn’t love, it’s friendship
12. Do you accept their faults because it’s part of who they are?
then it’s love
13. Do you cry for their pain, even when they’re strong?
then it’s love
14. Do their eyes see your true heart, and touch your soul so deeply, it hurts?
then it’s love
15. Do you stay because a blinding incomprehensible mix of pain, and
elations pulls you close and hold you?
then it’s love
16. Are you attracted to others but stay with them faithfully with no regrets?
then it’s love
17. Would you give them your heart, your life, your death?
then it’s love
18. And always remember – love isn’t one sided!! – Both must love for
LOVE to exist!

Love Questions

There was this guy who loved two gals at the same time but he didn’t
know which one he loved more. Someone taught him.
Ask yourself this question and answer it honestly :
“When you are happy, which gal would you want to share your happiness
with?” The one you think of is someone you love.
Ask yourself another question and answer it honestly :
“When you are sad, which gal you want to share your burden with?” The
one you think of is also someone you love.
If you think of the same gal when you are happy & sad, that’s the most
perfect. But if you don’t think of the same gal, I would advise you to
chose the one you are willing to share your sadness with.
In life, there are more sorrows than happiness. There are too many
people that u meet that u can share your happiness with, not necessary
your lover.
If you live your life happily, you can also enjoy it alone.
In sadness, however, there are not many people willing to share your
burden with you. If you are willing to tell someone your happiness, I
am sure that person has got to be someone close & an understanding
person to you.
But it shouldn’t stop there. If that person only thinks of you when
she is happy, but looks for someone else when she is sad, this lover
is too unstable, she doesn’t treat you as someone she can spend the
rest of her life with.
Of course, I will be very happy if I am the first person to share her
happiness. But, if she is sad, I will be too willing to stay by her
side & ease her pain. Only then, will I believe that I hold a very
important position in her heart.
If you are sad, who comes to your mind first?

Love Lesson
If you find yourself in love with someone who does not love you, be
gentle with yourself. There is nothing wrong with you. Love just
didn’t choose to rest in the other person’s heart.
If you find someone else in love with you and you don’t love him/her,
feel honored that love came and called at your door, but gently refuse
the gift you cannot return. Do not take advantage, do not cause pain.
How you deal with love is how you deal with you, and all our hearts
feel the same pains and joys, even if our lives and ways are
If you fall in love with another, and he/she falls in love with you,
and then love chooses to leave, do not try to reclaim it or to assess
blame, let it go. There is a reason and there is a meaning. You will
know in time.
Remember that you don’t choose love. Love chooses you. All you can
really do is accept it for all its mystery when it comes into your
life. Feel the way it fills you to overflowing, then reach out and
give it away.
Give it back to the person who brought it alive in you.
Give it to others who deem it poor in spirit. Give it to the world
around you in anyway you can. There is where many lovers go wrong.
Having been so long without love, they understand love only as a need.
They see their hearts as empty places that will be filled by love, and
they begin to look at love as something that flows to them rather than
from them.
The first blush of new love is filled to overflowing, but as their
love cools, they revert to seeing their love as need. They cease to be
someone who generates love and instead become someone who seeks love.
They forget that the secret of love is that it is a gift, and that it
can be made to grow only by giving it away.
Remember this, and keep it to your heart. Love has its own time, its
own seasons, and its own reason for coming and going. You cannot bribe
it or coerce it, or reason it into saying.
You can only embrace it when it arrives and give it away when it comes
to you. But if it chooses to leave from your heart or from the heart
of your lover, there is nothing you can do and there is nothing you
should do.
Love always has been and always will be a mystery.
Be glad that it came to live for a moment in your life.
Real Love

4 person in your life how many have u found?
2nd-1 u love most,
3rd-1 who love u most,
4th-1 you spend the rest of your life with.
firstly u’ll meet the 1 u love most, and learn how love feels.
Because u know how love feels, so u can find the person who loves u most.
When u’ve experienced the feeling of loving others and being loved,
u’ll then know what
it is u need most. Then u will find the person who is most suitable
for u, to be able to spend the rest of your life with.
Sadly,in real life,these 3 people are usually not the same person.
The one u love most doesn’t love you. The one,who love u most,is never
the one u love most. And the one u spend your life with,is never the
one u love most or the one who love u most.
He/she is just the person who happens to be at the right place at the
right time.
Which person are u in other people’s life?
No person will purposely have a change of heart.
At the point in time when he loves u, he/she really loves u.
But when he/she doesn’t love u anymore, he/she really doesn’t love u anymore.
When he/she loves u, he/she can’t pretend that he/she doesn’t.
same goes, when he/she loves u no more, there’s no way he/she can
pretend he/she loves u. When a person doesn’t love u and wants to
leave u. u must ask yourself if u still love
him/her, If u also don’t love him/her anymore, do not keep him/her
just to save your pride. If you still love him/her, you should wish
him/her happiness, and hope that he/she will be with the one he/she
loves most, not stop him/her from it. If you stop him/her from finding
true happiness with the one he/she loves, it shows u already don’t
love him/her, And if you don’t love him/her, what rights do you have
to blame him/her for a change of heart?
Love is not possessive, if you like the moon, you can’t just take it
down and put it in your basin, But the moonlight still shines upon
you. In other words, when you love a person, you can use another
method of possessing the person. Let him/her become a permanent memory
in you life. If you really love a person, you must love him/her for
what he/she is. Love him/her for his/her good points, and the bad, You
can’t wish for him/her to become like what you like him/her to be just
because you love him/her. If he/she can’t change to become what you
like him/her to be, you don’t love him/her anymore. When you really
love a person, you cannot find a reason why you love him/her, You only
know that no matter when and where, good mood or bad mood, you will
wish to have this person be with you.
Real love is when two people can go through the toughest problems
without asking for promises or listing criteria. In a relationship,
you have to put in effort and give in at times, not always be on the
receiving end. Being away from each other is a type of test, If the
relationship isn’t strong, then you can only admit defeat. Real love
will never become hate.
When two people are in love, They love to ask each other to swear, to
make promises. Why do they ask each other to swear and promise?
Because they don’t trust each other,
they don’t trust their lover. These swear and promises are useless;
Till the sky falls, till the ocean dry, my love for u will never
change! We all know that the sky will never fall; the ocean will never
dry, Even if it does happen, are we still alive by then? Be careful
when making promises; don’t make promises that you cannot keep. Swear
by things that can never happen, because it can never happen, so no
harm just saying it casually. Rmember? Swearing by things that can
never happen are the most touching!!?
In a relationship, what you say is one thing, but what you do is another;
The 1 saying, doesn’t believe; the 1 listening, also doesn’t believe.

Meaning of Roses

1 Rose
Exceptional love all concentrated on you.ok0
2 Roses
Two of us deeply in love.
3 Roses
I love you.
6 Roses
I want to be yours.
9 Roses
Love each other eternally.
11 Roses
You are the one I love most in my life.
12 Roses
Satisfactory union and mutual affinity.
13 Roses
Secret admirer.
24 Roses
Remember fondly every moment
(24 hours cannot forget you).
33 Roses
Saying “I love you” with PROFOUND LOVE.
36 Roses
Feeling romantic attachment because you come to me.
44 Roses
Constant unchangeable pledge.
50 Roses
This is “Regretless Love”.
56 Roses
My love.
66 Roses
Successful love affair.
99 Roses
Love with understanding makes love eternal.
100 Roses
Harmonious union in a century, remain a devoted couple ’till ripe-old age.
101 Roses
No other love but you.
108 Roses
Please marry me!
111 Roses
Eternal love.
123 Roses
Free love.
144 Roses
Loving you day and night eternally.
365 Roses
Thinking of you everyday, love you everyday.
999 Roses
Everlasting and eternal love.
1001 Roses
Faithful love, ’till forever

Flowers Meaning

Amaryllis Lily
pride and beauty
Bachelor’s Buttons
Red: unpretentious excellence
White: exquisite loveliness
Red: my poor heart
Pink: I’ll never forget you.
Yellow: disdain
White: sweet and lovely
Red: I love
White: truth
Yellow: slighted love
abuse not
Spring: youthful gladness
constant love
French Marigold
jealousy, discontent
I’m really sincere
rare beauty
White: discreet loveliness
Thank you for understanding
communication; faith; hope
Purple: first love
White: youthful innocence
Lily of the Valley
increased happiness
White: purity
kiss me
love; beauty; refinement
radiant charm
Red: love
Yellow: friendship
Pink: young love, romance, first love
White: pure, innocence
Sweet William
Tiger Flower
befriend me friend
Men vs Women

Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
I’m sorry. = You’ll be sorry.
We need = I want
It’s your decision. = The correct decision should be obvious by now.
Do what you want. = You’ll pay for this later!
We need to talk. = I need to complain.
Sure… go ahead = I don’t want you to.
I’m not upset. = Of course I’m upset, you moron!
You’re certainly attentive tonight. = Is sex all you ever think about?
This kitchen is so inconvenient. = I want a new house.
I want new curtains. = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper…
Hang the picture there. = NO, I mean hang it there!
I heard a noise. = I noticed you were almost asleep.
Do you love me? = I’m going to ask for something expensive.
How much do you love me? = I did something today you’re really not
going to like.
I’ll be ready in a minute. = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V.
Is my butt fat? = Tell me I’m beautiful.
You have to learn to communicate. = Just agree with me.
Are you listening to me!? = {Too late, you’re dead}
Was that the baby? = Why don’t you get out of bed and walk him until
he goes to sleep?
I’m not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.
I’m hungry. = I’m hungry.
I’m sleepy. = I’m sleepy.
I’m tired. = I’m tired.
Do you want to go to a movie? = I’d eventually like to have sex w/you.
Can I take you out to dinner? = I’d eventually like to have sex w/you.
Can I call you sometime? = I’d eventually like to have sex w/you.
May I have this dance? = I’d eventually like to have sex w/you.
Nice dress! = Nice cleavage!
You look tense, let me give you a massage. = I want to fondle you.
What’s wrong? = I don’t see why you are making such a big deal out of this.
What’s wrong? = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma
are you going through now?
What’s wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.
I’m bored. = Do you want to have sex?
I love you. = Let’s have sex now.
I love you, too. = Okay, I said it…we’d better have sex now!
Yes, I like the way you cut your hair. = I liked it better before.
Yes, I like the way you cut your hair. = $50.00 and it doesn’t look
that much different!
Let’s talk. = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep
person so that you’d like to have sex with me.
Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex
with other guys.
(while shopping) I like that one better. = Pick any freaking dress and
let’s go home

How Women Think

This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are
right and you need to shut up. Never use “fine” to describe how a
woman looks – this will cause you to have one of those arguments.
This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your
football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it’s
an even trade.
This means “something,” and you should be on your toes. “Nothing” is
usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn
you inside out, upside down, and backwards. “Nothing” usually
signifies an argument that will last “Five Minutes” and end with
GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows)
This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over
“Nothing” and will end with the word “Fine”
GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows)
This means “I give up” or “do what you want because I don’t care” You
will get a “Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead” in just a few minutes, followed
by “Nothing” and “Fine” and she will talk to you in about “Five
Minutes” when she cools off. LOUD SIGH This is not actually a word,
but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A “Loud
Sigh” means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders
why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over
Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. “Soft Sighs” mean that
she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will
stay content.
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to
a man. “That’s Okay” means that she wants to think long and hard
before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. “That’s
Okay” is often used with the word “Fine” and in conjunction with a
“Raised Eyebrow.”
At some point in the near future! re, you are going to be in some
mighty big trouble. PLEASE DO This is not a statement, it is an offer.
A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or
reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have
a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn’t get a
“That’s Okay”
A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say you’re welcome. THANKS
A LOT This is much different from “Thanks.” A woman will say, “Thanks
A Lot” when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you
have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the
“Loud Sigh.” Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the “Loud
Sigh,” as she will only tell you “Nothing”

Send this to the men you know to warn them about future arguments they
can avoid if they remember the terminology. And send it to your women
friends to give them a good laugh!

Romance Ideas

Take photos whenever both of you go out. Then use the photos to paste
all around the house to remind you of the happy memories.
Send a dozen roses: 11 red roses and 1 white one.
The note: “In every bunch there’s one who stands out – and you are that one.”

Float a love note in a bottle in the bathtub.
Write him/her a check for one million kisses
Get tulips and attach this note: “I’ve got two-lips waiting for you!”

Something for the anniversary…. a lottery ticket and a note: “I hit
the jackpot when I married you.”
Bring flowers home for no reason (well, the reason is love)
Bring home one flower a day for one solid month.

Collect romantic and inspirational quotes. Write them in a journal and
give it to your partner as a gift.
Trace “I love you” on a stick of butter or margarine.
Have pillows embroidered with your names, and get monogramed pillow covers.
You can also get some heart-shaped pillows.
Put a new piece of jewelry in her jewelry box and wait for her to notice it.
Use a thesaurus to help you describe your lover: beautiful, angelic,
divine, sublime, alluring, bewitching, stunning, gorgeous, exquisite,
marvelous, magnificent, charming, enticing, fabulous…
Leave a trail of your clothes from the front door to the bedroom.
Scatter rose petals all over the bed.
Cover the room with helium balloons.
Write notes on Post-it notes and stick them around the house.
Call her at work and ask: “Is this the office of the most beautiful
woman in the world?”
Hide a love note in his pants pocket.
Other places to hide a small note:
* under the pillow
* under a dinner plate
* in the refrigerator
* in her jewelry box
* in his shaving kit
* between the pages he/she is reading
* in the take-out box
* in the medicine cabinet
Buy a bunch of fish at a pet store. It doesn’t matter what kind. Leave
it for your lover with a note saying ” Out of all the fish in the sea,
you are the one for me”.
Pull the bag out of your lovers breakfast cereal box and slit a small
hole in it. Insert a love note. Tape up the bag and return it to the
box. What a way to start the day!
Build your lover a web page telling them why you love them so much.
Mention special moments and add some images and cool links to topics
that interest them. Surf the web with them one day and just “stumble
upon it”. Or have someone send them an anonymous email with the link
inviting them to the page.
Fill bathtub with warm water sprinkled with rose petals.
Surprise your lover with a kiss before they can finish a sentence.
Give your love an antique compass and say “You will never lose me”.
Your love will swear the needle always points to their heart!
Time will Tell
Once upon a time there was an island where all the feelings lived;
happiness, sadness, knowledge, and all the others, including love.
One day it was announced to all of the feelings that the island was
going to sink to the bottom of the ocean. So all the feelings prepared
their boats to leave. Love was the only one that stayed. She wanted to
preserve the island paradise until the last possible moment. When the
island was almost totally under, Love decided it was time to leave.
She began looking for someone to ask for help.
Just then Richness was passing by in a grand boat. Love asked,
“Richness, Can I come with you on your boat?”
Richness answered, ” I’m sorry, but there is a lot of silver and gold
on my boat and there would be no room for you anywhere.”
Then Love decided to ask Vanity for help who was passing in a beautiful vessel.
Love cried out, “Vanity, help me please.”
“I can’t help you”, Vanity said, “You are all wet and will damage my
beautiful boat.”
Next, Love saw Sadness passing by.
Love said, “Sadness, please let me go with you.”
Sadness answered, “Love, I’m sorry, but, I just need to be alone now.”
Then, Love saw Happiness.
Love cried out, ” Happiness, please take me with you.”
But Happiness was so overjoyed that he didn’t hear Love calling to
him. Love began to cry.
Then, she heard a voice say, “Come Love, I will take you with me.” It
was an elder. Love felt so blessed and overjoyed that she forgot to
ask the elder his name. When they arrived on land the elder went on
his way. Love realized how much she owed the elder.
Love then found Knowledge and asked, “Who was it that helped me?”
“It was Time”, Knowledge answered.
“But why did Time help me when no one else would?”, Love asked.
Knowledge smiled and with deep wisdom and sincerity, answered,
“Because only Time is capable of understanding how great Love is.”

Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women
(and what they actually mean)
10. I think of you as a brother.
(You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in “Deliverance.”)
9. There’s a slight difference in our ages.
(I don’t want to do my dad.)
8. I’m not attracted to you in ‘that’ way.
(You are the ugliest dork I’ve ever laid eyes on.)
7. My life is too complicated right now.
(I don’t want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone
calls from all the other guys I’m seeing.)
6. I’ve got a boyfriend.
(I prefer my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry’s.)
5. I don’t date men where I work.
(I wouldn’t date you if you were in the same ‘solar system’, much less
the same building.)
4. It’s not you, it’s me.
(It’s you.)
3. I’m concentrating on my career.
(Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.)
2. I’m celibate.
(I’ve sworn off only the men like you.)
1. Let’s be friends.
(I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail
about all the other men I meet and have sex with. It’s the male
perspective thing.)
In response…The male perspective on the same issue…
Top 10 rejection lines given by Men
(and what they actually mean…)
10. I think of you as a sister.
(You’re ugly.)
9. There’s a slight difference in our ages.
(You’re ugly.)
8. I’m not attracted to you in ‘that’ way.
(You’re ugly.)
7. My life is too complicated right now.
(You’re ugly.)
6. I’ve got a girlfriend.
(You’re ugly.)
5. I don’t date women where I work.
(You’re ugly.)
4. It’s not you, it’s me.
(You’re ugly.)
3. I’m concentrating on my career.
(You’re ugly.)
2. I’m celibate.
(You’re ugly.)
1. Let’s be friends.
(You’re sinfully ugly.)

Dating Advice for Men Lesson 1

Appearance – Clothes and shoes
A women appreciates a man who looks good or at least tries to. Women
take great care and effort of what they wear for different occasions
and also take note of guys who do the same. Clothes is THE difference
between dashing and ordinary. In addition, women do take note of
shoes. It explains why they have a whole shoe rack full of shoes.
Therefore, choose your shoes wisely too. Although different women have
different taste in choice of clothes for men, it is generally
acceptable to look neat and tidy. Here are some ways to achieve it.
1. Dressed Suitably
Formal wear are for formal occasions such as dinner in restaurants.
T-shirts and jeans are for simple date at the mall. Shorts and
singlets are for jogging in your nearby park and so on. You get the
2. Iron your clothes
Its not a very good image to portray if your clothes are crumpled and
you go out on a date. A woman will think that you are lazy and do not
place any importance on the date.
3. Do NOT wear clothes with vulgarities, sexually suggestive images or words
We know that these clothes might be your favorite as it is very cheeky
or portrays your style that you do not give a damn what’s happening
around. However, its a definite no no for dates as its rude,
insensitive and too explicit for any potential girlfriends/wives to
take it.
4. Go for well known , respected brands
We do not want you to show off. However, it is always nice to wear
something that lets you get noticed by your date. If branded stuff is
not your thing, at least get a simple respected brand that do not
portray you as a cheapskate.
5. Ask another women for opinion
Lets face it. Man are pretty hopeless at fashion. That’s why we hate
shopping.(The clothes look the same anyway) To understand what is
appropriate, what is nice on you, it is always good to get a female’s
opinion. After all, your date is another female and it is your date
that is going to judge you on your date.

Dating Advice for Men Lesson2

Appearance – General
Not every man is born tall dark and handsome. In fact most are not.
However, by looking presentable, every man can still capture the
attention of their date. Here are some tips to look nice and
1. Shave before going out
No women will like the look of a rough beard or moustache sticking out
from your face. Although there are the odd few who finds it sexy,
chances are its better to look clean shaven and tidy. It gives a
better positive image of a person who cares about the date and who
takes care of oneself.

2. Bathe often
It not our fault that men have larger sweat glands neither is it our
fault that men enjoy sports that makes us soak in sweat. However, it
could be our fault if we do not shower frequently. Every woman likes
his man to smell nice and look clean. So if you’re the type that sweat
easily, be prepared to shower more, especially before meeting your
3. Get your cologne, aftershave out
Cologne and aftershaves are not for Gays. In fact, women find men who
smell nice masculine. Just like bathing often, its also important to
smell nice. After all, you do not want to spoil your first kiss with
your date just because you smell awful.
4. Smile often
A smile helps to lessen the tension, projects a lively and positive
image and best of all, a person always looks the best when you’re
smiling. We should always be smiling as we never know who is in love
with your smile. Therefore practice smiling now if you are going out
on a date soon!
5. Do not slouch
Slouching gives a bad impression of a person that is not confident,
weak and no sense of security. Therefore, do what your mum always tell
you. Stand straight and be proud of your height.

Dating Advice for Men Lesson 3

Confidence and Success
A confident man is a good looking man. Brad pitt can wear a skirt and
yet look macho. However, confidence stems from success. Success in
doing whatever you do impresses girls. Woman love a man who knows what
they want and what they have done. The more difficult it is to achieve
the success, the more impressed the girl. Here are some tips to show
your confidence and success.
1. Know your goals
Women loves a man with direction. It gives them a sense of security.
Even if you do not have much success in your goals, knowing your goals
and letting her know that is the sign of a man who is clear and far
sighted. Therefore, if you do not have goals up till now, its time to
start thinking.
2. Be yourself
Everybody should be proud of themselves. It says a lot about your
confidence. If you’re a goofy character, just be one in front of her
instead of trying to be somebody else. A women will love you for what
your are and not what you try to be.
3. Take Risks, Break rules
Everybody admires risk taker. This includes women. A risk taker is
seen as brave and charming as they are doing stuff ordinary people
dare not do. This includes breaking conventional rules. It explains
why bad boys often attract the best lookers out there.
4. Be knowledgeable
A knowledgeable man is seen as a confident man. A man who speaks
wisdom with his every word is deem more successful then a man who
craps a lot. So start ordering your newspapers and newsweek magazines
now if you have not done so.

Dating Advice for Men Lesson 4

There’s a proper way to behave in front of ladies. It is never nice to
let women see the rough side of you especially on your first date.
Behavior shows your character and whether your relationship can carry
on. It is a further step forward after first impressions.
1. Do be chivalrous
Its the 21st century. No doubt that men and women have equal rights.
However, there’s nothing wrong to continue showing chivalry to women.
Opening doors, helping to carry shopping bags, sending her home are
all basic courtesy that is on the decline. However, women still loved
to be pampered and there’s nothing wrong with that. Stick with the
ancient code of being a gentleman and you’ll never be wrong.
2. Do treat women with respect
Do not ever make sexist or insensitive comments about women. Do not
swear and curse when at the waiters just because they give bad
service. Listen when your date talks and talk when she stops talking.
Treat her properly and chances are you’ll leave a lasting impression.
3. Do maintain eye contact
Eye contact is very important to show that you’re interested in
whatever she’s talking. Its extremely disgusting if your date is
talking and you are distracted by the chick that just walked by.
However, its also important not to stare at her especially if you’ve
just met her as it gives the impression that you are a pervert that is
following her every action.
4. Don’t get drunk in front of her
Being able to hold your liquor well equates to being strong in front
of your mates. However, it is directly the opposite with women. Women
hate drunkards as they are rowdy, noisy and totally obnoxious. They
are a complete turnoff. Therefore, if possible, drink less if you’re
out on a date. Best of all, don’t drink.
5. Don’t get touchy too quickly
When you touch a woman, it breaks down their self defense and they
will only allow this when they feel totally at ease and attracted to
you. Therefore, unless she touches you or you feel totally at ease
with her and that she’s attracted to you. Do not touch her too quickly
as she might think you only want sex

Dating Advice for Men Lesson 5

Conversation – what to say and take note
Its always important to say the right things and things that will
impress. Its also tremendously important not to say stupid things
which may offend your date. You also do not want to bore your date by
talking about things she totally cannot relate to. These are some
things that you can mention or should take note while striking a
1. Be open minded
Do not show extremism towards subjects that your date talks about. It
might just be something that she cares a lot about. Do not make any
crude remarks on anything she says for the same reason. You do not
want to leave a bad impression so fast.
2. Talk about common topics
Its a very common tip but its one of the most difficult to master. Man
will naturally like to talk about themselves and their interests.
However, there’s no harm in talking about something in which your date
has a huge passion for and you find it boring. There is also no harm
talking about hot topics that she might be interested in. If you
really are clueless about what to talk to her about, do some research
beforehand on what to say. Her friends and appearance are good
resources to start from.
3. Compliment and talk about her dressing
As mentioned in Lesson #1, women take great care of their dressing and
man should therefore take notice of what women wear and compliment
them. However, compliment her casually as you do not want her to think
that you’re totally captivated by her. You can follow up on her
dressing by asking where she bought it and how much it cost. It helps
her to feel important.
4. Joke
The sure way to succeed is always humor as women relates witty guys to
not boring. No women likes boring guys no matter how good the
impression he makes. Jokes can liven the atmosphere and creates a good
impression for you.
5. Don’t talk about sports, politics or other male gender dominated
topics unless she is interested in them too
Men love their sports. Sports competitiveness brings out the
excitement and happiness of men. However, most women know nuts about
sports. Its no use telling your date about Michael Jordon’s glorious
history when she is more interested in the cute boyish basketballer on
the court. Therefore, unless you want to talk about how cute that
basketballer is, steer clear of sports. The same rule applies for
other male gender dominated topics.
6. Lastly, Listen
Its no coincidence that women talks much more then men per day. Women
love to talk and let their opinions be known. Therefore, its important
to listen and appreciate what she says instead of talking all the
time. It makes your date feels important.
Dating Advice for Women
1. Dress Comfortably
Sure. ALl Men like to see women that are dressed in nice clothes
showing some skin. However, that is the reason why women should not
reaveal to much skin. Men are selfish. They like to see other women
dress in various stages of undress and are genuinely embarrassed when
their date is in too little clothes. Moreover, Man do not like to see
women keep on tugging at their clothes to make sure they do not
reveal too much. Elegant and comfortable wear is always a good gauge.
By being comfortable with what you wear, you can also enjoy the
night in peace rather then being worried in your dressing.
2. Dress appropriately
Some of us like to look the best whenever we’re outside. Obviously,
it is nautral that all women are vain by nature and men will be
attracted by women who look good. Despite that, the plan can
backfire when u try to do sports in long skirts, or attend a function
in short skirts. Its always important to dress for the occasion and
more important so when you’re on a date.
3. Appropriate make up
Its important to put on some make up before going out on a date.
However, you dont want to look ghastly in front of your date by
applying too much make up or applying the wrong make up. Apply
adequate make up for the occasion and you ll look fabulous. If you’re
one who absolutely hates make up and know nuts abt applying make up,
just a simple lipstick will do.
4. Smell good
Men are attracted by their primitive senses. That includes the sense
of smell. By smelling good, it helps to give a good impression
especially on the first date. By creating an idendity using the smell
you always used, your date can also remember you more distinctively.
In addition, although women do not sweat as much as men and
generally do not stink, it is also always hygienic to shower often.
After all, your date would not want to kiss someone who haven’t
shower for days.
5. Stay in shape
For a long time, women are convinced men are after nothing but sex.
Actually its the truth. A man loves a woman as much as he loves her
body. A toned lean body is a definite turn on for men compared to
one who isnt. Most women might not be born with great bodies. But by
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